Ben’s Musings

Last week G2 (Guardian Newspaper) launched Operation Clark County to help readers have a say in the American election by writing to undecided voters in the crucial state of Ohio. In the first three days, more than 11,000 people requested addresses. Here is some of the reaction to the project that we received from the US:

Have you not noticed that Americans don\’t give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies … I don\’t give a rat\’s ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don\’t. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.

Consider this: stay out of American electoral politics. Unless you would like a company of US Navy Seals - Republican to a man - to descend upon the offices of the Guardian, bag the lot of you, and transport you to Guantanamo Bay, where you can share quarters with some lonely Taliban shepherd boys.

KEEP YOUR FUCKIN\’ LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION. HEY, SHITHEADS, REMEMBER THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? REMEMBER THE WAR OF 1812? WE DIDN\’T WANT YOU, OR YOUR POLITICS HERE, THAT\’S WHY WE KICKED YOUR ASSES OUT. FOR THE 47% OF YOU WHO DON\’T WANT PRESIDENT BUSH, I SAY THIS … TOUGH SHIT!

Real Americans aren\’t interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions. If you want to save the world, begin with your own worthless corner of it.

Hey England, Scotland and Wales,
Mind your own business. We don\’t need weenie-spined Limeys meddling in our presidental election. If it wasn\’t for America, you\’d all be speaking German. And if America would have had a president, then, of the likes of Kerry, you\’d all be goose-stepping around Buckingham Palace. YOU ARE NOT WANTED!! Whether you want to support either party. BUTT OUT!!!

Please be advised that I have forwarded this to the CIA and FBI.
United States

Who in the hell do you think you are??? Well, I\’ll tell you, you\’re a bunch of meddling socialist pricks! Stay the hell out of our country and politics. And another thing, John Kerry is a worthless lying sack of crap so it doesn\’t surprise me that a socialist rag like yours would back him. I hope your cynical ploy blows up in your cowardly faces, you bunch of mealy-mouthed morons!

Go back to sipping your tea and leave our people alone.